Driver’s Ed

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Date: 6/26/2021

AO: The Rising (Community Park, West Windsor)

Conditions: cloudy skies, 71 degrees and humid

16 PAX: Cruiser, Pharmer, FNG Lyft, Swish, FNG Tim Horton, FNG Cumulus, FNG Guts, Risky Business, Dos Equis, Photo Finish, WaxOn, Milky Way (Q), Brisket, Dick Clark, Mountie, and Black Hole.

Disclaimer: Modify as necessary. Not a professional. Suggestions only. Aye!

The theme of today’s beatdown is Driver’s Ed since I will be turning 16 soon.

Warm-a-rama

Everyone starts with a written test in Driver’s Ed.

  • W – Windmills, 4 ct x 16
  • R – Reverse Arm Circles (AKA: Circle Arms), 4 ct x 16
  • I – Imperial Walkers, 4 ct x 16
  • T – Tippy-taps, 3 ct x 16
  • E – Elevated Merkins, 16

The Thang:

Mosey to Upper Lot, where we wait in line at the DMV.

  • D – Dying Cockroach, 4 ct x 16
  • M – Merkins, 16
  • V – V-ups, 16

Mosey around Lower Lot back to Upper Lot, stood in the wrong line (rinse and repeat)

  • D – Dying cockroach, 4 ct x 16
  • M – Wide-arm Merkins, 16
  • V – Very slow squats

Mosey to Colosseum for our driver’s license (provisional).

  • L – Lunge Squats (AKA: Bonnie Blaires), 4 ct x 10
  • I – Imperial Squat Walkers, 4 ct x 16
  • C – Carolina Dry Docks, 16
  • E – Everest (Lunge walk up Green Helmet)
  • N – No Surrenders (at the top of Green Helmet), 4 ct x 16
  • S – Scissor Kicks (AKA: Flutters) (at the top of Green Helmet), 4 ct x 16
  • E – El Capitan (Lunge walk down Green Helmet)
Everest (lunge walk up Green Helmet)

Mosey back to Upper Lot, back to the DMV to get the unrestricted license!

  • D – Dips, 16
  • M – Monkey Humpers, 10
  • V – Very Slow Merkins, 4 ct x 16
Dips

Now, we hit the road blazing our own path: Route 66 + Elevens

Round 1: Every other tree, do Elevens with SSH and LBC. Mosey back.

Round 2: Every other tree, do Elevens with Imperial Walkers and Merkins. Mosey back to Midfield at the Soccer Field.

Route 66 w 11’s

Strava trace: 1.65 miles.

Count-o-rama. Name-o-rama. 4FNGs to name! Welcome Cumulus, Tim Horton, Lyft, and Guts! Keep showing up! COT.

L to R: Pharmer, FNG Lyft, Swish, FNG Tim Horton, FNG Cumulus, FNG Guts, Risky Business, Dos Equis, Photo Finish, WaxOn, Milky Way (Q), Brisket, Dick Clark, Mountie, and Black Hole. Cruiser had to leave early.

SYITG

YHC, Milky Way

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